I'm Just Not Buying It!

A rant against the supermarket culture which is destroying small businesses and markets in particular and causing our town centres to be reduced to cafes, phone shops, charity shops and not much else. 

Supermarkets. Love them or hate them. Another one of life’s supposed conveniences which have taken control of our shopping and slowly manoeuvred us to THEIR convenience. 

My creed is based on the healthy suspicion that certain supermarket chains want to take over the world and will not stop until they have. Meanwhile they move into an area and suck in all available trade with a callous disregard for the local small and independent businesses which are rendered superfluous and irrelevant to anyone distracted by the ability to do one stop shopping with free parking and at strange hours, under the impression that better value and quality pertain therein.

Eventually when more people become disillusioned with the whole “sausage factory” approach to retail, they will look once more to the local shops and markets and discover that, horrors, many have simply vanished, unable to survive the loss of trade steadily siphoned off by the giants. Specialist products and product knowledge and personal service might, but often don’t, cost slightly more. They may necessitate a slightly more laborious shopping regime and the cost of parking, but aren’t they worth making just a little more effort to preserve the shopping traditions of the nation, a sense of community, and the livelihoods of individuals and small businesses who live, work, employ, and spend within those same communities they used to rely on to support them

The supermarkets sell many things they are best suited for and many other things which could just as well be obtained from a local small business or sole trader – to the supermarket, the amount they would forgo is an infinitesimally small part of their obscenely huge profits, but an essential part of the income to the little guys. Can the small traders and businesses not be allowed even the crumbs from Tesco’s table, or must they all be swept up and denied those who can hardly be any threat to them? 

So how do they do it, suck us all into this euphoria of compulsive shopping, turn us from customers into another commodity to be manipulated for profit, obliterate from our consciousness that there is anywhere else to shop and erase our memories of how we ever managed without them?   

For a start, everything is packaged as “for our good”, designed to make us believe they know best, they give us what we want. All marketing works this way of course. Customer service abounds it seems, we are told how much we matter to them. But this is just not true and another cynical effort to brainwash. Can you really get what you want when you want? 

Why is there never anyone on the shop floor to help you these days –is it because of 24 hour and late night opening, when the shop floor is mysteriously and immediately transformed at an appointed witching hour, into a hive of low-lit activity and an assault course of trolley and cages and stock, and then only then are there shop floor staff in evidence? This makes you think you should not be there and either acts to make you quick and almost surreptitious, or it lulls you into a slow hypnotic crawl in line with the relaxed and less official atmosphere. Or it just makes you grumpier as you can’t find what you want, they haven’t replenished it yet, and if they are open 24 hours a day then things should be on the shelves 24 hours a day! What’s the point of going in the middle of the night if they sell out during normal hours and don’t fill up til 3am?? Or you can’t get near for trolleys and cages, and that’s before you get back to the check out to find only one cashier working and are forced to consider the self service automated till as the alternative to spending the rest of the night there waiting to be served. 

And WHERE is the basket, or 10 items or less, checkout???

This has been superseded by the miracle of technology, the self service computerised checkout which needs at least one permanent member of staff with lightning reflexes and the patience of Job to deal with malfunctioning technology, the inept, the inexperienced and the unwilling, not to mention the down-right grumpy who just resent having to use it or else join a ten deep queue of folk apparently each shopping for half the population of the Isle of Wight. And is malfunctioning technology quicker? Not always. 

Not for me. I prefer personal service, and tell them so. I also prefer that they keep their jobs, which further automation can only erode. Well done our local Morrisons, my initial disgust at finding self service checkouts installed has been considerably mollified by the discovery that basket checkouts have been reintroduced alongside after all. Something for everyone then. 

So, when there is a refit and everything moves, just how aggravating is it, and how long before you get used to where it all is now before it moves again? Ah, but this is designed to get you to look much harder at everything, have your attention drawn to all sorts of things you don’t necessarily normally notice. Hence you may give up searching for the thing you really want before you have filled your trolley with stuff that isn’t on your list! 

Where are the reduced items, the special offers? This is most important! Are the offers clear, are the items available, what to do when it is buy one get one free and there is only one left, is this the one on offer or just something similar to fill shelves up with, why are there none left when I always buy them regardless of offers and it’s not my fault they are on offer and much more popular than usual and now I can’t get what I want because they didn’t order extra ……..and that’s just NOT a special offer, it’s no cheaper than usual……. 

Special offers. A cynical ploy to make you think you got a bargain or induce bulk buying to take advantage of offer pricing? A certain scepticism has to be employed alongside the dogged determination to purchase only items providing potential better value in this fashion and NOT to be distracted by the wider ranges. For the price conscious it is all too easy to create an itinerary taking in all major retailers to benefit from each of their price offers and thus spend every penny saved on the means of getting to them. Certainly a critical eye would on reflection reveal the unwelcome truth that not all is as good as it seems, and not all of it is really in our interest however it is marketed to appear so by manipulating our choices. 

And how much choice do you actually get to exercise? How many lines amongst all this variety just disappear, “discontinued” – but did the manufacturer stop making them or the supermarket stop stocking them, “not enough demand” – but how much demand would there need to be when everything is supersized and bought in bulk, and if supermarkets are all and the competition has gone – then where do you look for niche products? It’s all in proportion; a supermarket is not going to order you one specially or save one for you! 

Furthermore, the manufacturer has almost certainly ended up producing entirely, or almost entirely, for the vast demands of  supermarket chains – if they stop wanting that product, it  will perhaps cease to be made, and the producer even go out of business, such is the buying power of these giants. Small businesses are either excluded from this chain or would be unable to take up the slack if a supermarket bailed out.

This is my cynical view of supermarket “convenience” shopping which has infiltrated our society and conditioned us to expect the questionable benefits of more and more choice, extended hours, a constant price comparison for the best offers, in effect we have been brainwashed into thinking this is how it should be done as though none of us can remember the days of local shopping from dedicated retailers and specialists. Our expectations are raised to a level which cannot continue to rise, leading inevitably to disappointment when there is nothing “better” or different left. Instant gratification. Is there such a thing as too much choice? 

If this strikes a chord with the reader, if you are concerned at the impact on the retail habits of the nation, the future of small retailers, and/or you recognise the potentially dangerous seductive of the supermarket, then finally, how to resist all this: 

Shop where you are and make no unnecessary trips which cost. Are you near a shop or market at lunchtime, or do you pass on your way home? Any slightly higher prices will be offset by making no special journeys. And you will buy much less if things cost more, getting only what you need, especially if you have to carry it and not just dump it in a trolley. Diversify and support specialist sellers where possible thus helping to preserve the choices available. 

Develop the habit. It soon becomes normal. 

Stay out of supermarkets for a long period and then go back. Either you will faint with relief at the end of deprivation and get retail fever, or you will recoil in horror at the vast and unnecessary temptation cynically paraded for the exploitation of the weak-willed and their tender budgets. This surfeit is not because you need it but so they can make more profit by selling you more. Undoubtedly one buys less when one does not go there. It is like a drug. I can remember the urge to fill the basket or trolley. The sneaky comparison with another’s trolley in the queue and the inherent contempt this can induce, look how much or how little they have by comparison, fancy buying THAT. Or trolley envy – how can they afford all that and I can’t, denied the most basic comfort of buying food to satisfy every whim. The urge to indulge in retail therapy of the most wasteful kind, buying too much food. The dissatisfaction resulting from the inability to find something more/something different/ something better amongst all that choice, that vague malaise and jaded palate of the satiated where nothing is left to the imagination, encapsulated for many as the opportunity to eat satsumas all year round rather than just at Christmas, which has effectively stopped most of us wanting them at all if the truth be told.

It is in truth a habit. It can be acquired and it can be changed. I for one am happier spending less time in a supermarket, eating more simply and buying pretty much just what I need. Now when I look I don’t see the attractions the same way, there are things I want, things I would like, things I need, but I can see that overall there is too much, and the supermarket has returned from a delusory haven into a place to used for MY convenience, not theirs.