Accidents Happen
I don't think I am particularly accident prone but there have been some memorable ones. As I mentioned on the front page, the anecdote is preferable to the banana skin so allow me to recount a few of my "banana skins".Permit yourself a snigger at the misfortune of being mauled by a cat on a market, raising a lump and blacking an eye headbutting the back door of the van, trashing a courtesy car with 13 miles on the clock, losing various contents thanks to the self opening and unloading van. Raise an eyebrow at how many times one person can land on their a*se in one short period.
But don't do it all at once. I didn't or I might not have survived to tell these tales, and I'm not even doing that all in one go. I'm exhausted just thinking about them.